The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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