YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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