You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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