Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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