I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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