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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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