Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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