Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
