Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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