Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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