Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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