Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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