Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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