honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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