i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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