Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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