let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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