I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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