white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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