And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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