I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone