even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?