She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.