Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.