kristin has been a bad kristin
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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