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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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