we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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