do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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