what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i drank out of a bidet.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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