u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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