Sponge bath it is.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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