barbara walters just said penis...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
