you turned your livingroom into a bong?
birth control should be required to get into college
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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