Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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