I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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