everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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