Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sponge bath it is.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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