Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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