Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize