FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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