Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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