Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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