Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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