I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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