I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
