just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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