everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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