So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
then he tried to convert me to islam
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well I just put wine in my tea
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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