She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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