so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Im part way to drunk.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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