Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (+27): View more from South Africa

  This girl is more easily done than said...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+27): This girl is more easily done than said... http://tfl.nu/38ha
  Replies (5) Good night (3173) Bad night (635) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings http://tfl.nu/fi5x
  Replies (11) Good night (797) Bad night (4472) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract. http://tfl.nu/wrx8
  Replies (26) Good night (595) Bad night (2809) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/zhmd
  Replies (40) Good night (3475) Bad night (1171) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  im so drunk with asians

  (1-614): View more from Ohio

  where?

  (614): View more from Ohio

  always

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): im so drunk with asians (1-614): where? (614): always http://tfl.nu/is91
  Replies (43) Good night (7291) Bad night (617)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm http://tfl.nu/muws
  Replies (8) Good night (3721) Bad night (1057) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality http://tfl.nu/b7nh
  Replies (8) Good night (837) Bad night (2049) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer http://tfl.nu/3cgt
  Replies (6) Good night (1310) Bad night (593) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (219): View more from Indiana

  No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (219): No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone. http://tfl.nu/5xs9
  Replies (7) Good night (1959) Bad night (739) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training http://tfl.nu/gwbi
  Replies (5) Good night (1518) Bad night (582) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (218): View more from Minnesota

  We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (218): We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned. http://tfl.nu/2b3c
  Replies (7) Good night (1825) Bad night (542) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Peanut butter balls.

  (1-206): View more from Washington

  IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Peanut butter balls. (1-206): IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD http://tfl.nu/s2fd
  Replies (10) Good night (553) Bad night (868) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will... http://tfl.nu/d1km
  Replies (12) Good night (1418) Bad night (682) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society. http://tfl.nu/cbw1
  Replies (19) Good night (662) Bad night (1087) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts http://tfl.nu/mdva
  Replies (2) Good night (418) Bad night (129) Order T-Shirt

Randomize