Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.

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(425): View more from Washington

Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.

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(310): View more from California

my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(850): View more from Florida

i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come

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(207): View more from Maine

so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you

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(720): View more from Colorado

she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.

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(61): View more from Australia

Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.

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