You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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