He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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