Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Welp...herpes.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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