your room smells of hookers.
And success
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize