I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
